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Bra battle scars

This past weekend, my brother's house got broken into. Don't worry! He's alright and no one was home when it happened. Actually, nothing was even in the home besides a few chairs when it happened. My brother had just gotten the keys that week and hadn't moved in yet! So I guess the joke's on you burglars

One thing I cannot laugh about though, is the bra battle scar I ended up with as an indirect result of the break in I decided to come along and keep my brother company while he waited for the door repair guy to repair the front door which had been kicked in. After admiring the repair guy's cute handyman ass for a couple hours, I got sleepy and decided to take a nap on some dining room chairs.

I napped with my bra on. I never nap with my bra on. This caused me to wake up feeling bruised under my left boob. I thought nothing of it and came home to take pics and add bras to Bratabase (my favourite thing to do on a Saturday afternoon ). To my horror, I noticed a 3 inch horizontal bruise/cut line a couple inches below my IFM. WTFFF?!?! Did someone slash me and stitch me up in my sleep? Then it occurred to me that my bra obviously shifted down and pinched my skin while I slept since it's too big in the band to begin with.

I so deserved that for falling asleep daydreaming about cute butts instead of minding my own comfort >__< Lessons were learned and I'm happy to share this story here as I'm sure tales of bra battle scars are a commonality amongst the lovely ladies (and mens?) of Bratabase.

Filed under Boob and body issues

Shared on Jun 16, 2014 Flag this