Yet another binge purchase hard on the heels of a shitty painful trip to cleo-land. Honestly wtf.

Where you see a catastrophic fugly fit, I feel nothing but relief from the crappiest (american) bras on earth.

Took out the tiny wires & replaced with #40 plunges. Hand basted down the weirdly pointy 'long nipple' sack at the center of the cup. Mild reduction in the band. Success.

It worked for exactly 3 weeks then somehow my gd sonafa shitass ginomous psycho ETERNALLY WIDE 1.5" deep root just grew wider by a few more inches to fuck this up for me too. Why? Were ... we NOT already having enough orange-in-a-glass fun, between needing ultra short lower cup height, maximum immediate depth issues & ominously high & not flat but definitely not concave upper root?

The fuck.

Where are the freaking madhouse wide cups with bare minimum at least an inch immediate direct outward depth and all the FOT allowance. The rest can be a 5" wide flat sheet for all I care, just... I need to know. So I can throw everything away, and go home to my people where they build things for this crazy set of nonfat sacks.
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Beige lace colorway

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Updated on Jun 23, 2022 Flag this

Measurement In


B. perimeter 6.5
Stretched Band 35.0
Band Length 24.0
Stretch ratio 1.5
Cup width 4.8
Cup depth 9.5
Depth ratio 2.0
Wire length 9
Cup height 5.0
Cup separation 0.6
Gore height 2.8
Wing height 2.5
Strap width 0.5
Hooks 2



Gorgeous gorgeous GORGEOUS.

Typical fit and styling for foam halfcups from this brand. That is, shallower than their popular balcony counterparts.

Slightly stretchy & malleable in the fit, bottom of cup's depth is only 7" across, upper runs closer to 9"-9.25", curves back in probably because my boob is eating the cup from the inside out near the wire.

Gore stabby stabs and once again we hit the escape buttom, abort mission. Into the fashion faves & fit fails trunk it goes.

Updated on Feb 07, 2022 Flag this