The best thing about this bra? It fits. Not only did it fit (after two hours trying every cup in the place, I wouldnt recommend the plastic.... That poor sale's associate.), it fits like the gods assembled that 86% Nylon/ 14% Spandex bra just for my body. Honestly, I forgot I wore a bra most of the time... It just became apart of me. Who I am, what I stood for, and everything flattering to inelegant; this bra embraced it all. During our journey together (two and a half years), my weight yo yo (yo) -ed about 15 pounds and this demi desire was all, bring it!! So ... it was brung and we don't like writing about it. I did everything wrong with this bra, wore it way too much in a week (all the weeks), may have exercised in it once or four times, put it in the drier without a bra safety friend bag, and the like; but its just now breaking down. When this bra returns to the gods I'm going to have a viking braial, it would like that.
However, there is a wire on the band under the armpit region that sometimes folds and actively stabs you... I'm pretty sure it's unintentional... And the straps might be a bit awkward and digging into your soul/ top of shoulders... but they are rather thin... they cant help it!! It has abandonment issues... or lazy. Fuck you lazy Desire! What kind of name is Desire anyways? You stripper bra! (Note these discomforts are not an every minute all day sort of things. Its just a temperamental bra. Now you know what b'tempt'd stands for. (Plus all this stuff is rather recent... I blame the drier.. and maybe other stuff.. like that chair.. Fucking chair fucking up my bras.))
At the reflection pool: I am going to buy this bra again. It lifts in all the right places, it can withstand a crazy bitch fit, it's cute (I mean look at the lace!! So lacey) It gives my breast a great round (uncone/tunnel) look. I really don't have a lot of cleavage shirts but the few I do... This bra rises to the occasion very nicely.
Bra, I like you.
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