This could actually be The One!

I've tried everything - even the Polish bras. Nothing fits right, for all kinds of reasons. I'm very close-set, with a wide-ish root, full on bottom & empty on top, yet also extremely squishy (like, balloon-a-third-full-of-marshmallow-fluff levels of squishy. SO squishy). All other bras
a) empty out underneath & slide down my IMF and/or
b) gap up top. Plenty of armpit & sternum digging, too. Now granted I've worn this bra all of twice, but my friends, that band stays put like the SNL house musicians got high & drove into a tar pit. Or if you prefer your wordplay nerdier, it's more embedded in the IMF than capitalism.

The grail, right?

However, there's a wee bit of quadding along the top of the cup (and a wee bit of nothing under the apex), so I find myself stumped. It looks like the problem is more about projection than anything else. So, Do I:
A) go up a cup to 34GG & risk more enptiness at the apex?
B) go to the 32GG sister of 34G since I'm already using the middle hooks & will definitely move to the tightest hook after a few more wears because Panache makes their bands out of warm taffy (and also I'm losing weight)?
C) go down a band & up TWO cup sizes to 32H so I don't wind up quadding in the 32? Or is that going to wind up being both too tight and too roomy?
D) stop overthinking it & buy more of the close-enough 34G?

I can only guarantee that whatever I go with, it will be the wrong call. So analysis paralysis wins the day again. Photos to come.

Vintage blue colorway

Updated on Jul 26, 2023 Flag this

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