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Coco Chanel once said...
“I don't understand how a woman can leave the house without fixing herself up a little - if only out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe that's the day she has a date with destiny. And it's best to be as pretty as possible for destiny.”
Well, today my destiny dictates that someone is delivering something to my house while I am home alone, and in the shower. I can't see without glasses and I usually leave my glasses in my room before showering. I was just about to soap myself when I heard someone calling at the front gate.
I panicked. What if that someone is a robber disguised as someone who is asking for directions and knows that I'm alone and and and and (it happened. Not to me. Knock on wood!). So I froze. And crept upstairs to get my glasses, and then my phone rings. Shit. So much for pretending nobody's home.
I called back the number on my phone. Turns out it was the delivery guy wanting to deliver something I ordered. Bahhhhhh. You guys always call me BEFORE you attempt delivery. Pfft.
Once again I panicked because I don't want him to leave because I don't want to pick it up at the delivery centre WHERE IS MY BRA?!!!!!
So I grabbed my mom's 38A non-underwire bra (I have resized her to 32DD, she wears her proper size only if she's out. At home, 38A it is.). SO.MUCH.FAIL. I might as well wear pasties. My boobs look like that one Kate Upton's runway picture.
So there I was, totally in a mess, wearing my baggy pyjamas, with a bra that droops my boobs, at the front gate, signing the delivery sheet.
Thank God the delivery guy was an old dude.
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR PROPERLY FITTING BRA NEARBY, YOU GUYS!
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Oh you've got me laughing so hard! I relate completely. Even to the point that my mother INSISTS on wearing her 38A non-underwire bras...
But you GOT your bra! Yay! ;)
ShaniSunAZ - haha glad to make you laugh! No, my order was not a bra. It was a lotion set from Bath and Body Works, lol.
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