Wanted:

molded/padded/push ups, round shape
Very close set, narrow roots
I don't know why but balconettes look horrible
28 E? F? DD? ... ??????

If you donate a bra to me and it fits I will sing and record a German art song for you and dedicate it to you.

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For the grand majority of my boob-bearing years I wore an unfortunate 34B, which did nothing but make me feel awful. For a long time I thought my breasts were defective and shameful because no matter what size bra I tried on at Victoria's Secret, they just didn't fit right. They were simultaneously too big and too small.

I have narrow roots and *very* close set breasts. Scoop and swoop produces NSFW results, and oftentimes my nipples want to escape through the inside line of the cups. It feels like all the bras I own want my breasts to be in an entirely different location, sitting on either side of my lower ribs. They are not. They are front and center. They're also very high on my chest, so half-adjustable straps are the bane of my existence.

I don't know if I'm FOT or FOB, I'm a teardrop shape without a bra and a perfect circle in the one good bra I own. I also don't know if I'm projected or shallow, I honestly feel like both. I have ridiculously squishy breast tissue so they sort of adjust to fit the container... I can bind my breasts flat to my chest with a little gauze. As a result bras that don't fit or are too small create a very flat, fat, unaesthetic effect: sort of like if you took too much dough and stuffed it in a ziplock bag. It's not hot.

Despite quadding in every bra I own, I actually feel rather inadequate in anything without a considerable amount of padding or a push up. I prefer molded bras, non-padded and mesh ones actually freak me out and make me very uncomfortable... I feel too exposed and squishy. I like my bras to be like boob armor.


I only own one bra that fits right now (some dumbass stole my other bra out of my wash) and I'm getting very desperate. If someone can help me figure out my boobs/what I'm doing wrong/what I should do with my life I would be very appreciative.
I am confused about my size but I'm quadding and ziplock bag of dough-ing in all my 28/30/32 DDs, so I think I'm going to start looking for Es and Fs.
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